February 2011
3 boys go to a restaurant, when they finish, the...
hipst3r:
andrew-eisenfield:
omgjennnaydx:
LOL.
I can’t even process this whole thing
Your logic is wrong and it’s just a play on words
3 men x $9 = $27 (what they paid in total)
$25 (what they were supposed to pay) + $3 that they received back (3x1) + $2 from the person’s son = $30 that was paid in the first place
REBLOG TO SHOW THAT MATH IS ALWAYS RIGHT.
GET FUCKING OWNED NOOB.
January 2011
They say you waste time asleep, but I’m just trying to dream.
All it takes is some pills and you can be whoever...
You’ll just have to sacrifice your grip on reality. (Unless you’ve already lost it.)
Have you guys ever used pills to manipulate the...
Yeah, me neither. Promise.
Certain people you just can’t trust, you know Luke?
Never trust anyone who...
– Dr. Jeffrey Squires M.D. (via therefore-life)
Been talking to myself forever,
and how I wish I knew me better.
Still sitting on a shelf, but never seen the sun shine brighter.
It feels like me on a good day.
Rosie Huntington Whiteley
bitchoftheweek:
Rosie Alice Huntington-Whiteley, age 23, is an English model best known for her work for Victoria’s Secret.
Where have I seen her before? All those Victoria’s Secret magazines you and your dad take from your mom. Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. Promos for the new Transformers: Dark of the Moon movie (she is replacing Megan Fox).
Fun Facts: Nickname “Rose.” Replacing...
mrnekro:
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Hahah dumb bitch.
Dominic Toretto: It starts with the eyes. She's gotta have those kind of eyes that can look right through the bullshit, to the good in someone. 20% angel, 80% devil. Down to earth. Ain't afraid to get a little engine grease under her fingernails.
Gisele Harabo: That doesn't sound anything like me.
Dominic Toretto: It ain't.
50 Most Popular Woman on the Web
dailywin:
Google search “50 most popular woman on the web”
Click the first link
Look at number 7
: Alessandra Ambrosio →
bitchoftheweek:
Alessandra Corine Ambrósio, age 29, is a Brazilian model.
Where might have I seen her before? She is best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret and was chosen as their first spokes-model for Victoria’s Secret Pink line. She has multiple cameos: Entourage, Late Night…
Good write-up Brock, sorry I didn’t contribute.