February 2010
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HOW DARE YOU NOT REMEMBER EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASSES OVER YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CAREER!
FUCK BROCK I’M SORRY. At least I remember you!
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Did ya like anyone in tennis class sophomore year?
Wtf? Like I remember who was in that class besides Berman and that Freshmen kid we called Skin n’ Bones.
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greeted, ya know approachedd
I’m sorry but what kind of question is that? I like high fives. Everyone likes high fives.
I think you actually just stalk me
Shit…. you also appear on Missy’s tumblr.
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January 2010
Spun out and almost crashed my car in the...
Freaked me the fuck out. Great night though.
I am so ill-equipped for whatever is unfolding here.
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How do you like to be approached?
Uhh…? What do you mean by approach?
What’s with you eating apples in psych all the time?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, bitch. Idk, it was a nice way to start my day and apples (as long as they aren’t red) are delicious.
don’t you prefer fucking money, smoking bitches, and...
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sw?
SMOKE WEED.
Why would you want to be like most people? I say get a tattoo that’s super badass and not stupid.
I think “Fuck Bitches, Get Money, Smoke Weed” would be decently badass. When things aren’t working out, say your girlfriend cheated on you, it’s a good way to prioritize your recovery process.
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I fall asleep at the worst (or best) times.
Wish you didn’t have to go.
It was cold last night, but I didn’t mind walking you home.
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So I decided I might get this full phrase tattooed on my body somewhere. I said it as a complete joke when I was talking about tattoos with Kyle and Kirsten, but this is one of the greatest fallback phrases ever. Most people get dumb tattoos anyway.
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I did not see any of this coming.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(205): Why are my keys in the refrigerator? (1-205): You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you. (205): This explains so much.
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Favorite movie is —-?
Hmm… I used to go with Fight Club. I think I’ll say SLC Punk this time, I’m in that kind of mood.
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who took the v card?
Someone who shouldn’t have.
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remember when you were fat. hooked up with lira. how do you feel about that?
Hahaha oh fuck you Dino. Remember when we blazed and your mom brought us some delicious fucking chicken legs and shit at like 3 a.m.?
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what are your outlooks on sex?
Uhh kind of a general question…
are you a virgin?
Pretty sure I already answered this, but the answer is no.
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He’s shooting God up his arm through a needle.
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When you get bored, do you look at everyday objects (such as a pen, toothbrush, screw driver, etc.etc.) and contemplate how many would be able to fit in your anus before it tore? My count for pencils is 15…
I usually stick with power tools.
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Can I suck your face?
Only if you do it like this
http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/840/840131/alien_facehugger_001_1197062102.jpg
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Can I suck your titty?
I don’t have nipples.
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Would you suck my titty?
Hahahaha no.
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Idk if I’ve see this question but would you eat a girl out? Or have you?
First time I’ve gotten this question so you’re good. I have not, but I would. As long as the situation down there is clean and shit, you know?
Are you fucking kidding me? Army of the Pharaohs? Really? The fuck?
Dude I’m sorry and they aren’t on Rawr...
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Hmm. Maybe AOTP.
Haven’t listened to AOTP, you should send me some.
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Haha, or some other down ass artist sample it. And make it vicious.
Who would you have sample it?
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who are you interested in? vVVv
Don’t worry about it.
Don’t you love pussy, but never the bitch that it’s attached to?
I fucking love that line so much. I think JMT should remix that song and make that line the intro so it’s awesomely prominent.
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Are you interested in anyone?
Yes I am.
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Gloomy weather makes me feel fine about doing...
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Well do you think Danna is cute?
SOMEONE is intent on this subject. I do think she’s cute but not my type.
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Well do you think of Danna in a gf/ romantic kind of way?
No.
1) I’m obviously not a romantic person.
2) I do my best not to ruin people’s relationships.
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What do you think about Danna Weissberger?
You can find friends in strange places.
a walk through hell.
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why are you such an asshole?
I love you.
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Well now I know the meaning behind the name. No meaning.
Want to see something cool?
http://media.tumblr.com/2TdG78uXTdsi32yq2HvKeivv_500.jpg
LOOK AT THAT CLASSY BITCH
HAHAHAHA whatthefuck.
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TRAGIC? Hence the name Tyler Tragedy?
Wow, you’re a motherfucking genius. I have applied it that way when thinking about it to myself, but honestly that name was just made up by Kat and Devin at Begonias Park one day.
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Why can you not trust bitches?
Because when I was but a wee lad I cared about a bitch and got cheated on, so I’m still butthurt about it for some reason. It’s quite TRAGIC
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Poop in a bag, or poop directly into the vagina?
No Brock, just no.
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Sorry, would you use the dildo on yourself?
Not a problem, and that would be a negative.
Why are you such a dick?
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Talking about B. No worries, you can just pay me in small installments of one dollar a month with 1000% interest.
That’s what I thought. 1000% interest sounds like a really good deal, I’m down.
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It’s okay, Tyler. I’ll make you happy very soon.
You can either be talking about A) sex or B) what we talked about at the Joseph/Cody party.
Of course I’m down with option A anytime, but I don’t have a lot of spare money so we’ll have to discuss option B.
Why are you such a dick?
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you don’t need to be sad all the time. i hope you find happiness soon.
My life disagrees with you. Only drugs, alcohol, and sex give me some temporary happiness. [Those are in order of effectivity btw]
Why are you such a dick?
Honestly.
If anything I won’t find out until tomorrow whether this depression is due to excessive exhaustion or just being let down once again. This is just further assuring me as to why I never care to get back up, it’s easier to stay at the bottom.
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Body shots off of Amanda Stanley’s boob or make out with a man?
Sorry but I don’t believe in being forced to choose one of two things when both are worse than shooting myself in the head.
Smokin’ weed smokin’ weed, doing coke, drinking beers, drinking beers beers beers.
“Tyler’s too nice.”
– Andrew Dang (He speaks nothing but the truth)